Me is Loving!

Unfortunate!Mistress: Why must you seduce all the pets in the building? I can't take your one-night stands cluttering up the hallway.

Gigolokitty: But me have loving and giving heart! Me have Compassion for those less Beauteous!

Formerly-friendly neighbor: What have you done to my french gerbil?!?!

::Evil!TrollRoomate starts checking phonebook for animal control::