The Alluring Mr. Darcy!
Evil!TrollRoommate: What is that reporter from the Alluring Kitty Literary Times doing here?
Unfortunate!Mistress: The sweetie butterball is posing as Mr. Darcy Revealed! - Jane Austen in the Raw.
Evil!TrollRoommate: Um....has anyone told him that Mr. Darcy is an uppity-tights pompous ass who would shoot off his privates before parading them to the public?
Gigolokitty: Me say it is Time to Correct the Injustice!